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Dual CannonZ

Dual Cannonz

Motto/Tag Line:
"Beware of Recoil"

Position:
Head NSO, Part-time Referee

Gear:
Clipboard with storage for stats sheets or Vandals size 4.5, d-rods/g-rods or mojos.

Skating History:
Skated for fun up to 11 years old, when I would always get in trouble for skating too fast... then over 20 years later derby found me.

Why derby?
Someone came up to me at my old work and said that I looked like I might be interested in roller derby had I ever thought of doing it... I thought to myself... It’s like a punk pit on skates with pads?!?!?!? I am so in...

Likes:
Peanut Butter Cups, Heat of Battle – Screams of my Enemies

Dislikes:
Tomato, Rust, Wet Powder, Silence, Peace

Fascinating information:
Dual CannonZ was "Born" in a factory in San Francisco with blood made from cordite and gun oil, skin of cold hard steel. Despite her differences she was raised all over the Bay Area as a "normal child." It didn't take long for her to find trouble though as her first words were "That's f**n beautiful," would only drink Irish Car Bombs, and loved taking down the boys of punk show pit in the '80s and 90's.  Then in 2000, LaZor CannonZ was "born" and Dual CannonZ started looking for other outlets as LaZor CannonZ couldn't get into the shows. Then in 2006 roller derby found Dual CannonZ. It took a year for Dual CZ to find her way to her first practice where all she could say was, "THIS IS F**N BEAUTIFUL!"  Soon roller derby took over Dual CZ's life, all her makers could say is, "Roller Derby?  It saved her life and soul."  Dual CannonZ started off training to be a skater but after multiple injuries including a giner shiner and 3 left ankle sprains, she almost left derby.  Yeah right, Dual CannonZ could never leave derby, they belong together.  Eventually Dual CannonZ found her skills best utilized as a derby statistician in mid 2008.  By the beginning of 2009 Dual CannonZ became the Head NSO (Non Skating Official) for the Santa Cruz Derby Girls.

 

 

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  • 2010 Schedule

  • 2009 Results

March 13th
(H)Bombshells v CCRD
March 27th
& 28th
(A)
Dustbowl Invitational
Bakersfield, CA
April 10th
(H)
Hellcats v SINtral Valley
April 16th
& 17th
(A)
Dust Devil Tournament
Tucson, AZ
May 15th
(H)Bombshells v BADG
Oakland Outlaws
May 22nd
(A)
Hellcats v San Diego
June 19th(A)Bombshells v BADG
San Francisco ShEvil Dead
June 26th (H)
Hellcats v Mission City
July 17th (H)
Bombshells v TRD SaddleTramps
Aug 21st
(H)Hellcats v Undead Betty's
Aug 28th
(A)Bombshells v SCRD
Sept 11th
(A)
Hellcats v Central California
Area Derby
Sept 25th
(H)Bombshells v OC Roller Girls
Oct 9th
(A)Hellcats v South Coast
Roller Derby
Oct 23rd(H)Double Header - SCDG v SVRG
10/3SCDG Bombshells - 107 @
Central Coast Roller Derby - 71
9/26
SCDG Bombshells - 103 @
SDDD Diego Rollers - 133
9/12SCDG Bombshells - 90 vs
TRD Iron Curtain - 94
8/22SCDG Harbor Hellcats - @108
SVRG KillaBytes - 122
8/15
SCDG Bombshells - 86 @
Port City Roller Girls - 87
7/11
SCDG Bombshells - 133 vs
Derby Revolution of Bakersfield - 69
6/27
SCDG Bombshells - 124 vs
Jet City Pink Pistols - 128
6/13
SCDG Bombshells – 100 @
SVRG Dot.Kamikazes – 131
5/30Beach Flat Betties – 151 @
Tahoe Derby Dames – 72
5/16
SCDG Harbor Hellcats – 171 vs
Brentwood Brawlin’ Bettys – 98
4/18SCDG All-Stars – 56 @
Sonoma Homewreckers – 167
4/4SCDG Beach Flat Betties – 130 vs
SCDG The Lost Girls – 101
3/14SCRG All-Stars – 128 vs
LADD Sirens – 120